Monday, November 17, 2008

power points to this (obscene finger gesture)



Well the time has come where I have to begin preparing my final project to my business class.
The project is a business plan that must be presented in Power Point.

Why I capitalized the name is a mystery, since it seems to be a nod of respect, I should go back and fix it but I won't.

I've never used the program before.  never.
In all actuality it's not that difficult to navigate, but it is time consuming to say the least.  It is also an angry little program that desperately wants my spinal cord to deteriorate and crumble, creating tiny piles of rubble on the floor around my desk.

I spend hours working on it, only to look up from my endeavors to discover that I have completed only two measly slides.

*sigh*  *save*

It must be done by the end of the week, there's no way in hell I'm working on it in Mexico.

I'm pretty sure homework and lobster tacos by the beach are completely and totally incompatible.  I'm positive that my computer will turn into a Decepticon and engage a fight to the death, Thunder dome style with my margarita.  A fight that my mellow, delicious-flavored alcoholic friend will most certainly perish in.

I musn't do this.  He is, after all, totally defenseless.

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