Showing posts with label idiocy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiocy. Show all posts

Saturday, September 13, 2008

heuristics


Everyone has dreams, aspirations, ambitions...

Mine is to one day open a comic shop.  The hope is that this will happen sooner rather than when I'm too old to lift stuff.
In order to realize my goals I am taking a business class, and because I am too lazy and too busy to actually drag my sorry ass to an honest-to-goodness teaching environment, I am taking an on-line class.

In all actuality it is much more like an actual class than I had believed, and I was a little shocked and impressed by this.  What I am also shocked by, (but not at all impressed by) is people's inability to spell any fucking thing correctly.  My fellow classmates' assignment posts read like remedial exercises that no one bothered to proof read.

It's fucking atrocious and I am embarrassed for you.

excerpt:

"This artile says to me, that good business ethics can manifest itself in the form of environmental awareness. Bussinesses all over the world are jumping in on the "Green" band waggon, implementing different ways of going green or at least education their employees to be more environmentally concious. I see this as good business ethics. In a capitalist situation, where the individual is profiting from the business, and some of the resources that business uses, is the environment around the business, it is only right that that business respect the environment."

Now call me crazy but... 
This article is for a class.  When I post my own articles I proof read my thoughts on said article, to make sure there are no spelling errors and to make sure it makes sense.  In this tiny sample I can find four misspelled words and a few sentences that just don't make sense.  This is also a very common thing in this class, I didn't even pick the worst one I could find, and this isn't even the entire reply.

The super sad part of this is that this person is obviously not stupid, I can see the rationale begging for attention.
But alas, you just made yourself look stupid and now there is no going back.
At the very least, you have made the statement that you just don't care enough and cannot possibly be bothered to hit the little "spellcheck" button.

This leads me to believe that you are extra slothful and lazy.  This in turn manifests itself in mental thoughts and images that I wish I could stab my mind's eye out for.

example: I bet this person doesn't even wipe his ass very well, he's clearly not meticulous at any rate.  ew, I can imagine the shit stain on his boxers.  His side of the bed probably smells like stale poo and sweaty ball sac.  God, I can practically smell it now, I think I feel unwell...

do you see how quickly it spirals out of control???

I swear, some people just have no regard for others ability to make themselves sick with others actions (or lack thereof).


Thursday, September 11, 2008

witless cretin


I spent the better part of an evening posting a totally amusing blog about a topic I will not divulge just in case I muster up the motivation to do it again.

The problem, as it were, is that I am retarded.

It seems that I am incapable of mastering this obviously sophisticated (more so than myself, apparently) blogger program.
I don't know why but for some reason I am not able to copy and paste things where I would like them to go, especially pictures.

My post was such a hot mess last night that I had to restart it more than a couple times and in the process completely lost the too-long-to-start-over blog.

le sigh.

I feel like a water-head and this is not congruous with my desire to appear intellectually superior.
I need to figure this out.

I will figure this out...  (oh yes, she will be mine...)