I am a server in a trendy little restaurant.
I don't know if you knew this about me...
One of the ridiculous and degrading tasks that people like to set before me is to take their picture.
Now, I have no problem taking your picture over your totally gluttonously ruined table.
What I do have a problem with is how every single one of you fuckers tells me to "just hit the big button on the top right"
really?
really.
Apparently no-one has bothered to take note of the fact that every fucking camera that has been manufactured over the last 20 years at least has this exact same function.
Has no one else on this planet noticed that all of these new-fangled contraptions works in exactly the same way?
Does no one hear the echoing redundancy through the hills when they utter these words?
It's the equivalent of handing a fork to someone and then telling them to poke food with it and vehicle it into your face.
no shit.
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3 comments:
this is definatly on my top ten of why customers at restaurants should be sporked in the eye.
and your next post i think it is called adrift it wont let me view it WTF?
sorry lady, I deleted that one.
Hope to be back to read more of your posts... I used to live in Indonesia, 'SAYA' means "me" in In their language... Anyhow,I just published my "Bless=?" contest in my blog, the winner has a great message for all of us I think... Hope to hear from you. Have a lovely new week ahead!
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