my life now consists of...
bizarre food pairings.
*shawn* "you want cole slaw and oranges for dinner? really? ok..."
vomiting out of thin air for no apparent reason and without warning.
"no, really mom I feel HACK cough choke splat *wipes mouth* fine..."
being completely out of breath because I had to walk from one end of the house to the other.
*chris* "why the hell are you so out of breath? all you did was bring the laundry in..."
and, *sigh* my favorite, being so backed up that you'd swear I lived on a very strict diet of cheese cheese and more cheese.
there's more... oh lord there's more, and I haven't even gotten to the yucky bits yet...
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