wiggin' out

omg wigs.

they suck,  and yet every year (almost) I insist on wearing one for halloween.

they make me unbearably hot because lets face it it's still 100 degrees in october if you happen to be unfortunate enough to live in california.  (YES!  I said it).  they itch, they get caught in shit, they slip off and they never look quite right.

but I MUST wear one of these ridiculous things because I just don't feel that my transformation is complete without one.

This year i have to wear one because the costume dictates it, but as god hates me I couldn't find the right one, even though I've seen the exact one I need every year for the last 10 years at the halloween store but now that I need it, it's not there.  

I found one that was perfect, except that it was the wrong color.  I thought to myself that I would simply dye it.  But I am retarded because you cannot dye nylon yarn.  It simply will not do a god damned thing to it.

big fat waste of time.

so a friend suggested I use that colored hair spray stuff on it, which I tried but it just didn't go very far.  at $3 a bottle, by the time it was finished I would've spent 4x what I spent on the fucking wig.

So since I am a genius, i decided I would simply spray paint it.

stop laughing.

It actually worked pretty well except that it smells like shit and I'm not entirely sure that anything I do to it will change that.  Even if I do get it just right I'm still gonna have to add a bunch more of the correct colored yarn.

fuck it.

I think I'm just gonna make my own...