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well well well...

I knew you fuckers would be right where I left you.  hanging on my last word in the hopes that I would brighten your filthy dreary days with my poignant musings once again.

well I'm back now so for the love of god get a glass of water and wash your fucking face. 

yes, that's right.  I have returned from my vacation and am live to entertain with my wacky adventures.  

I kept a notebook, I told you I would, and so I will systematically go through the randoms to paint you a pretty picture or two.

good day, sirs & madams.

*side note

haha, while typing in my labels for this post my mac smart-finished "home" with "homer simpson".  it's like it knows me or something...