you better belize it

ok, that was lame.

haha

we traveled all day yesterday. this began with me up too late the night before, as per the usual, and just checking my email by random coincidence.

it's a really good thing that I did because they rescheduled our flight 2 hours earlier than our original departure time.

I swear those fuckers are trying to dupe us any way they can since we're traveling on free tickets.

as if the aforementioned glitch wasn't enough they had us on different planes for our connecting flight, so we had to iron that out too.

anyway, we flew to phoenix and then to charlotte yesterday, which is where we are right now, and then on to belize this morning. we got in at 930 last night, flight doesn't leave until almost 10 today so we got a room at this disgusting motel called the "royal inn and suites". they outta be blugeoned in the town square for calling it that.

for shame...

I half expected cockroaches to spring from the corners and dance a jig for me, but I've been fortunate and that hasn't happened. yet.

So anyhoo, I am sitting in the darkest corner of the roach motel with free wifi and complimentory sludge coffee, trying my best to be quiet so that shawn can sleep in a bit.

fyi, I also brought a notepad along with me so as to capture every detail of our trip. boring or no, you hooers will have to hear all about it in due course.

in keeping with my regular outlook that drugs are awesome and solve everything, I drugged myself yesterday with a "don't get motion sickness and pass the fuck out" pill that I chased with 2 pints of beer.

so naturally I cannot sleep anymore and am up typing at the most ungodly hour of 5ish am.

I'm trying to be quiet but I'm pretty sure that I'm keeping shawn up anyway...

ah well, my entertainment comes first this morning since I cannot possibly be expected to spend yet another hour staring at the ceiling.

ah well, he'll get over it.