invasion of the kitty snatchers

while perusing some of my favorite blogs this morning, I stumbled upon this.

seriously???

is this real?

is there any way in hell that it could be?

I am at a complete loss for words, but you know I'm gonna try anyway.

If the text is too small for you read, let me assure you that an article like this defies the laws of nature, unless you happen to roughly be of the same stature as grape ape or the jolly green giant.

it essentially says that a fireman "accidentally" inhaled a kitten while trying to give it CPR.

what the FUCK.

now, this kitten is 6 oz.  

6 ounces!  

we have 3oz. lamb chops at the zu and I'm pretty sure you couldn't inhale one if you tried very very hard and wished with all your might. so, based on that information it's pretty safe to assume that the inhalation wasn't a draw in at all so much as a terribly gruesome carnivorous act.

this fireman is obviously a sick individual with a taste for raw (albeit slightly charred) flesh!

he saw his moment and he took it.

even more unbelievable?

animal rights activists plan to honor him.

no way!

peta would have your ass in a sling for calling a donkey an asshole, let alone swallowing a live kitten whole.

this is a lie.  an errant fraud,  much like bonsai kittens.